usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!
Canada gets silver:
ok but it’s canada
This is Barack Obama in his basket team
Arnold Schwarzenegger discovering New York for the first time
Filming the roaring lion for Metro Goldwyn Mayer
Elijah Wood and Macaulay Culkin
Les Beatles and Muhammad Ali
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee
Marilyn Monroe meeting Elisabeth II
Stephen Hawking and his wife, Jane
Steven Spielberg in his mecanic shark for the movie “Jaws”
Robin Williams as a cheerleader
Behind the scene of Star Wars
ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas
people who change pronouns when they do covers of songs so that they sound straight are weak
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
things girls dont like about boys
- "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
- "yeah it’s 8 inches"
- "she looks like such a bitch"
- "lmao im such a lesbian"
- "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
- "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"
"period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?