adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

adameforhim:

gypsylocybin:

HOW DOES SHE DO IT HOW DOES SHE GO FROM SEX GODDESS THAT RUNS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BOUDOIR IN TOWN

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TO “I JUST GOT MY INHERITANCE IMNA FUND A CHARITY  BEFORE VACATIONING IN POCONOS” LOOKS

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TO LESBIAN PUNK HOOKER LOOKING FOR HER NEXT TRICK

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TO HIGH FASHION SEX PRIESTESS 

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TO WHATEVER THIS IS

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TO GHOST OF YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER

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tennants-hair:

i was eating a donut and my mom was looking at me weirdly and asked me if i knew how many calories the donut had so i looked her dead in the eye and said ”i donut care” it was my proudest moment

theamazingindi:

soyonscruels:

did anyone else see the edward snowden interview in the guardian about two days ago where he said that most of the NSA agents doing checks through people’s data are men aged 18-22 and that when they access photographs of attractive women naked they all…

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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dopamine-addiction:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

alfagamma:

randomfandumb:

alfagamma:

when i was at my secondary school this is what we did to celebrate the school’s 420th birthday

Pretty sure America wasn’t even settled 420 years ago since that would be the 1500s.

oh sorry i totally forgot what country i lived in for a second i wasn’t aware i’d said in that post about being in the USA
confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

[An image of a calico cat sitting next to a sign which reads “I don’t need feminism because it’s not food. Is it food? Where’s my food.”]
If it can’t be eaten, Osaka doesn’t care.
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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked. You should totally go there, like right now.
za-eph:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

Fuck

markusbones:

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.