unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?
because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine
a short story about proper pronoun usage
if you dont use someone’s correct pronouns after they ask you to because it makes you feel weird, you suck
yes maybe there is a learning curve and it’s okay if you slip up when you are first changing usage, but if you’re not even fucking trying then you’re terrible and i probably hate you
*gets gay married during the purge*
when they say the name of the movie in the movie
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes